Already, today, I've had a conversation with myself that went something like this:
Carrie: Come on, you have to get up off of the couch and do something productive.
Carrie: But, the Olympics are on!
Carrie: You don't need to watch the WHOLE Olympics. Your apartment is a mess. You need to go to Target.
Carrie: Rarely in my life do I actually NEED to go to Target. Think of the money I will save.
Carrie: Nordic combined just came on. If you watch Nordic combined now, in a week you will be slumped in the middle of your living room in a couch potato stupor, enthralled with curling.
Carrie: OK, damn it, you're right. What do you think is on tonight?